The eternal question- the answer

Question: What do women want?

Response:

It appears that, as per Dr. Freud, women want a shlong.

Objection:

However, given the premise all men are pigs, all pigs have shlongs and Herr Freud smoked crack. For “sometimes a banana is just a banana”.

Yet, it seems more likely that women don’t know what they want as evidenced by any shopping trip involving shoes.

Reply:

Women don’t know what they want. This is so given that nothing is willed without first being understood. Therefore that which is not understood cannot be willed. Conversely, that which is understood must be finite since it is made of parts. However, the infinite cannot be understood and then willed specifically since it is not composed of parts. Ergo women don’t know what they want since they want everything (i.e. the infinite).