The Douchiad: Part the First

This series will examine the psychology and accessories of the most modern of men: the douche bag.

definition of douche Bag (adapted from www.urbandictionary.com)

A person with an unbelievable size of ego without the substance to back it up and normally deludes himself that he is the "numero uno" in the universe. A douche bag is normally narrow-minded but thinks otherwise, disrespectful but thinks he is cool, thinks he knows everything and has a peculiar habit of treating other people like crap.


Lessons in Douche-Baggery or How to be a Douche Bag without Really Trying.

1. Get a Bluetooth- that annoying ear phone thing-a-majig.




The key accessory of the 21st century douche bag. To paraphrase Wesley Willis "get that damn thing out of your ear and tell people you're tired of looking like an a-hole!" Given the ludicrous design of the devise and its wide-spread use it may be a vast conspiracy to make everyone in America into a complete jackass. "I'm sorry but pushing the answer button on my cell-phone just takes too much effort. I mean, my time is important. The sun rises and sets in my pants, for God's sake!"


Next installment- A douche by any other name. Equivalents for douche bag in other languages.