The real "24"- (click on images to enlarge)

"Where are the canisters, Achmed? Where are the Canisters?
Dammit Achmed, we're running out of time. Where are the canisters?
Ever listen to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies Weekend, Achmed?

Well, looks like your story checks out, Mr. Schmalberg. Have a nice day. And clean up this mess, will ya?